20 First Date Texts That Show The Funny Side Of Desperation That’ll Crack You Up

9.Please return her sunglasses!
10.I could have totally creeped out if I were at her place but she believed his story. This girl is extremely optimistic!

11.This guy is permanently blocked!

12.That got all sorted out early before things got serious. She was a good waitress! Totally deserved the tip.