Just as you should never put car keys in the hands of someone who’s had one too many, you should also keep them as far away from the computer as possible. Online shopping and alcohol is a dangerous combination, and we’ve got a whole list of people who ended up with strange purchases that they barely may or may not remember making.
Think about your future. Don’t drink and buy. Unless, of course, you’re in the market for a plastic bag full of tiny handcuffs.